Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
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It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
ALERT: Turns out when I'm drunk I turn into a clepto. I just found keys, a ketchup bottle, and sweatshirt in my backpack that don't belong to me. If yours, come collect from me. I'm still drunk in the back of biology lecture.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
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I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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