Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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