DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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