So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
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She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
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I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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