Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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