Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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