We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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