new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
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YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
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I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
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