We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Randomize
