I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Someone came in the potted fern
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
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