dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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