The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
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