i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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