his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
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and then he started using my ass as a stressball
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
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Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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