so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
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