Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
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protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
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I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.