It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
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Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
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Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.