therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
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