well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
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Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
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I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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