she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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