Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
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Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
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Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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