my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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