How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
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