If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
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We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
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In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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