That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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