Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
I'm having to shit out rocks
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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