What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Randomize
