I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
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I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
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no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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