i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
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We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
You dont lie about slip and slides
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
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He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
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