So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
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It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
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Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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