DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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