I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
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i just made my gag reflex go away.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
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hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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