these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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