Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
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