Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
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I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
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Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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