Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
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