What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
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