I must be too annoying 4 u.
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
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you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
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I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
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