too bad you live with your parents still
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
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today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
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I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
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