Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Randomize
