when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
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Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
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If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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