My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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