And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
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I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
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I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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