I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
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