What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
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