sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
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