did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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