Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
third nipple confirmed
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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