3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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