i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
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Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
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Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
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