Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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