My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
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its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
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Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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