Do you still have your period?
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
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You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
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Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
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