Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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