i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
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Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
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I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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