He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
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I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
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Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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