The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
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btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
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10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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