I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
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